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list of things i would rather do than go back to school

  • stick my head down a toilet
  • walk around new york city my underwear
  • give up pizza for life
  • commit suicide
  • eat nuts
  • (i am allergic to nuts)
  • watch friday night football
  • listen to the album “nothing personal” by all time low on repeat for the next month
  • become a prostitute
  • acquire an STD
  • die

(via rustedsmiles)